Just A Friendly Reminder That Riding INSIDE The NYC Subway Is The Preferred Method
by Tommy Gimler
There was a time when getting the neighborhood boys together for a game of baseball or stickball was a considered a great way to get your jollies, even if that game took place in the middle a busy New York City borough street.
It appears as though those days are over.
According to UPI, the kids in the Big Apple have a much different way of partying these days, as a recent Instagram post showed an idiot “subway surfing” by hanging on the doors of a train car instead of sitting on the inside like a person with a fully-functioning brain would do.
Classic NYC craziness. Why ride inside the car when you can level up your urban surfing skills? Had to post the full video to prove he was still alive at the end. . . . . #urbansurfing #commute #mta #subwaycreatures #subway #grip #steez #skills #brooklyn #ctrain #goingyourway #clintonhill #justanormalday #entertainment #danger #dontrythisathome #prosonly #wild #gottago @humansofny @subwaycreatures
Got to love the Mets fan who’s too busy reading about how his beloved team blew another game to turn around and see perhaps the dumbest guy in NYC behind him.
The good news for the kid is that the train eventually came to a stop, and he still had a pulse. The bad news? You guessed it – he’s still an idiot.
— Sacha Baron Cohen (@SachaBaronCohen) July 8, 2018